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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE June, 1990
Dykes to Watch Out For
NO DYKES
©1990 BY ALISON BECHDEL
THIS WHOLE TREND SMACKS OF SOME VERY SERIOUS INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA.
IT'S A SLOW DAY AT MADWIMMIN BOOKS...
JEEZ! WHAT'S THE LESBIAN NATION COMING TO?
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TAKE IT EASY, MO. YOU'RE GONNA POP A RIVET. LOOK, ALL THE ADS AREN'T
LIKE THAT!
NOW WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT?
OF IT
HAVE YOU READ THE PERSONALS LATELY? LISTEN TO THIS! NONSMOKING NONDYKE, 38, SEEKS SAME FOR LONG WALKS, CANDLELIGHT DINNERS, ETC, ETC.
FT OF COFFEE
The per for
NO. THEY'RE WORSE! "FEISTY GIRUE GIRL, 24, INTO LIPSTICK, LEATHER & LUST, SEEKS HOT BIKER TYPE FOR HIGH R.P.M. ACTION. I SMOKE, DRINK, DO DRUGS, AND EAT MEAT. IF YOU DON'T, BUZZOFF!"
ادرات سارية.
HUH. WHAT'S HER BOX MUMBER?
AND THIS! "PROFESSIONAL, FINANCIALLY STABLE GF CAPITALIST SEEKS SPECIAL SOMEONE FOR LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP. No DYKES NEED REPLY.
ON A LIMB
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و كيمان
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, "No DYKES"? AND WHAT THE *@*! IS A NONDYKE?
WADWIMMIN
BOOKS
LOIS! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FEMINISM? WHERE HAS OUR POLITICAL ANALYSIS GONE?! AND WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN TRASHING EVERYTHING
MAYBE IN A WAY ALL THIS IS A GOOD SIGN... LIKE, MAYBE WE'VE GROWN ENOUGH AS A COMMUNITY THAT IT'S SAFE NOW TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST LESBIAN FEMINIST MONOCULTURE.
AFTER ALL, LESBIANS AREN'T ALL ANDROGYNOUS, VEGETARIAN RADICALS. SOME OF US LIKE DRESSES AND MAKEUP SOME OF US EVEN VOTED FOR BUSH!
I STAND FOR?!
NO!
I MEAN, ARE YOU A DYKE IF You CALL YOURSELF A DYKE? DOES EATING TOFU AND NOT SHAVING YOUR ARMPITS AUTO. MATICALLY MAKE YOU A DYKE? AND WHAT; WRONG WITH BEING A DYKE ANYHOW?
NOW SEA
HOWDYNE'S ANAT
WWCH OUT FOR
HEY, SINCE WHEN DO YOU READ THE PERSONALS ANYWAY? THINGS GOING FLAT WITH
YOU AND HARRIET?
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A Breach of Etiquette
©1990 BY ALISON BECH DEL
OH, GREAT!
YOU WERE MAKING LOVE WHILE MY STIR-FRY DECOMPOSED
WHERE ARE THEY? MY STIR FRY is RUINED!
MO, FOR GODDESS' SAKE! WILL YOU TRY AND BE CIVIL? LET GO OF THE @*** STIR-FRY!
YOU SHOULDA WAITED TILL THEY GOT HERE TO START COOK. ING. I RECALL MENTIONING SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT ABOUT 40 MINUTES AGO.
I MEAN, YOU'D EXPECT THIS SORT OF IRRESPONSIBILITY FROM SOME LOVIRSICK NEW COUPLE! BUT YOU GUYS ARE IN A RESPECTABLE, LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP! YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX!
YEAH, WELL IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM IF THEY SHOWED UP WHEN THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO
YEAH, I KNOW. BUT OUR HORMONES HAVE KINDA GONE CRAZY LATELY
DING DONG!
IT'S BEEN LIKE FALUNG IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN EVER SINCE WE STARTED PLANNING OUR COMMITMENT CEREMONY.
HI! MMM... SMELLS GOOD! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
PUH-LEEZE! NOT AT THE DINNER TABLE!
SZECHUAN VEGETABLE PULP!
HI CLARICE! HITON!!
MO, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? JUST BECAUSE WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX DOESN'T MEAN NO ONE ELSE CAN!
LISTEN, I'M SORRY WE'RE LATE. WE, UH.. LOST TRACK of TIME. TONI SORTA SEDUCED ME WHEN I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL.
HEY, I JUST WANTED A QUICKIE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED WE TAKE A FOAMING LAVENDER LOVE BATH!
HARRIET! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DISCUSSING THIS IN FRONT OF COMPANY!
HMM.. HAVE YOU TRIED SEX TOYS? OR ACTING OUT YOUR FANTASIES?
Do you WANT OUR THERAPIST'S NUMBER?
COULD WE JUST
EAT. PLEASE?
IT'S OKAY. THESE LIMP, GREY THINGS ARE STRING BEANS. NOT NIGHTCRAWLERS.
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